does anyone have the “30 day letter meme that doesn’t suck?”

seriously, please.  can’t find this shit anywhere.

“Let me tell you something about Tom Riddle. We were teacher and student in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first enemy Grindelwald, who was totally gorgeous. But then I had to defeat him, and Tom was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to duel with Grindelwald, he’d be like “Why didn’t you fight me back?”. And I’d be like “Why are you so obsessed with me?”. So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Muggle sympathisers pool party, I was like “Tom, I can’t invite you because I think you’re Lord Voldemort “. I mean, I couldn’t have a Dark Lord at my party. There were gonna be people there in their muggle clothes. I mean, right? He was the Dark Lord. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of society because no one would talk to his disembodied soul, and he came back in the fall for the second Wizarding War, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s got Horcruxes.”

lumos-maxima:

jesuismarah:

lefay:purebloodprince:mypatronusisyou:teardropsnlollipops-:makingyourmascarableed:until-theres-nothing-left-of-us:andarocketship:

OMG I started laughing right after reading the first sentence and didn’t stop.

I need more stuff like this in my life.

ACTUALLY DIED.

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this is amazing

best mean girls thing ever.  EVER.

aconstantache:

athello:


Red: My God! One of you’s not useless!

That 70’s Show, 1x18 The Career Day

OH, I LOVED Red and Jackie - I mean, obviously she annoyed him a lot but I like to think he was genuinely endeared by her from time to time as well

aconstantache:

athello:

Red: My God! One of you’s not useless!

That 70’s Show, 1x18 The Career Day

OH, I LOVED Red and Jackie - I mean, obviously she annoyed him a lot but I like to think he was genuinely endeared by her from time to time as well